Effin'Seasons & Episodes

July 22, 2025

S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!" Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill from there. Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles. And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder... We ask the real damn questions: Can’t you just die and get on with it? What’s the actual po.…

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S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
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S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
July 17, 2025

S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew “To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?” Y’all… it got weird. Real weird. The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass? Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spook’s sister, Barbara Jean—aka BJ (yes, that’s her real nickname and yes, we made it inappropriate immediately). She's Loca Lisa’s cousin, so you know the family…

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S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
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S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
July 15, 2025

S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th. Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them — and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on …

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S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
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S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
July 10, 2025

S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"

Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka—aka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes. Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred …

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S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
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S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
July 8, 2025

S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"

Send us a text -Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew: 🔪💩 We’re diggin’ up bodies and talkin’ about bowels—because why the hell not? We’re resurrecting our “Women Serial Killers” series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didn’t just ghost her lovers… she buried them. Literally. But wait—ever heard of a poop knife? Yeah… we hadn’t either. But now we can’t un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cov.…

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S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
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S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
July 3, 2025

S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"

Send us a text 🎙️Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?! Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho students—just to dodge the death penalty? We’re talkin’ justice or just BS? Meanwhile, Diddy’s out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind bars—and we still don’t know what the hell the baby oil was for... 👀💦 And in a real-life Disney horror story—a 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat he…

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S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"
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S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"
S3-Epi 43 TECC " HOLY SHYTE SUNDAY AT PINKIES!"
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S3-Epi 43 TECC " HOLY SHYTE SUNDAY AT PINKIES!"
June 26, 2025

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June 24, 2025

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S3-Epi 40 TECC " There were 4 and then they were 3 ..but Wait we still are 4 ??...Just Not Today!"
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S3-Epi 40 TECC " There were 4 and then they were 3 ..but Wait we still are 4 ??...Just Not Today!"
S3-Epi 39 TECC (Replay S3-Epi 4 Latino up bringing)
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S3-Epi 39 TECC (Replay S3-Epi 4 Latino up bringing)
S3-Epi 38 TECC "Who Are These Fools & We Have A Podcast?? For Real??"
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S3-Epi 38 TECC "Who Are These Fools & We Have A Podcast?? For Real??"
June 3, 2025

S3-Epi 37 TECC" Throw Back Episode and Part 1 With DUCADO VEGA

Send us a text - CRUNCH CREW!! WE have a GOOD ONE for You All today ... DUCADO VEGA is in the house come listen and get to know him and the ties that are between Today On THE EFFIN' CRUNCHCREW boy do he and Spook & Pan Blanco have history From the early beginning's when Spook was rapping and Ducado was producing oh yeah and DUCADO brought some OLD SONGS of Big Spook and himself when they started....WE ARE TALKING 1995 & UP!! And the same lady who signed Beyonce and …

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S3-Epi 37 TECC" Throw Back Episode and Part 1 With DUCADO VEGA
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S3-Epi 37 TECC" Throw Back Episode and Part 1 With DUCADO VEGA
May 29, 2025

S3-Epi 36 TECC " Women Are BadAss....Special Thanks to Rebecca!! Lets Celebrate!!

Send us a text - Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: We’re taking a trip down memory lane with a very special guest—one of Big Spook’s ex-girlfriends from way back in high school! Tune in as we dive into how they met, what kept their friendship strong for over 35 years, and the hilarious, heartfelt moments along the way. Rebecca’s in town, and she’s got stories, laughs, and some serious wisdom to drop. We also take a moment to give major props to the strength, resilience, and overall badasse...

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S3-Epi 36 TECC " Women Are BadAss....Special Thanks to Rebecca!! Lets Celebrate!!
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S3-Epi 36 TECC " Women Are BadAss....Special Thanks to Rebecca!! Lets Celebrate!!
S3-Epi 35 TECC "TEX-KimO! Loca Lisa Is Back From Her Alaska Cruise!"
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S3-Epi 35 TECC "TEX-KimO! Loca Lisa Is Back From Her Alaska Cruise!"
S3-Epi 34 TECC "UFO's Vampires Maybe & Why Is Blanco talking about GusGus's Balls??"
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S3-Epi 34 TECC "UFO's Vampires Maybe & Why Is Blanco talking about GusGus's Balls??"
May 9, 2025

S3-Epi 33 TECC "The EFFIN CRUNCH GUY's!"

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-Pinkie & Loca LISA our out so its just The Guys and a Whole Lotta Effin'Mumble Jumble !!

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S3-Epi 33 TECC "The EFFIN CRUNCH GUY's!"
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S3-Epi 33 TECC "The EFFIN CRUNCH GUY's!"
April 29, 2025

S3-Epi 32 TECC " Easter Sh'meester!!"

Send us a text -"This week on The Effin CrunchCrew... it’s the Tuesday after Easter, and we’re still digestin’ them chocolate bunnies and family drama—but y’all, it’s about to get real weird." "We’re talkin’ a whole mess of Effin' Mumble Jumble—like, who in the crew is dating someone who is allergic to beans?! And hold up… Allergic to Water?? Nah, that ain’t right!" "You already know once we start talkin’, ain’t no tellin’ what’s gonna fall outta our mouths. Sid…

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S3-Epi 32 TECC " Easter Sh'meester!!"
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S3-Epi 32 TECC " Easter Sh'meester!!"
April 15, 2025

S3-Epi 31 TECC "80's & 90's TV Shows & Music & Toys..Hell All the Good Stuff We Grew Up With!!"

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"Today we’re takin’ it way back — straight to the 80's and 90's, baby! We’re talkin’ your favorite TV shows, music that made ya dance like nobody was watchin', toys you couldn’t live without, and all the crazy, weird, and downright awesome stuff that made those decades the absolute BEST so far!

So grab your Walkman, blow the dust outta that Nintendo cartridge, and let’s get this nostalgia party started! You know what time it is — it’s time for Th…

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S3-Epi 31 TECC "80's & 90's TV Shows & Music & Toys..Hell All the Good Stuff We Grew Up With!!"
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S3-Epi 31 TECC "80's & 90's TV Shows & Music & Toys..Hell All the Good Stuff We Grew Up With!!"
April 10, 2025

S3-Epi 30 TECC " To Purge or Not To Purge?... And 13,000 Years in the Re-making?..."

Send us a text -Coming Up Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew – April 10, 2025 Hold on to your moral compass and your mad scientist hat, fam—today's episode is taking some wild turns! We're diving into the ultimate what if: If America had a real-life Purge every year… would you join in, or lock your doors and pray? Big questions, brutal answers. And if that wasn't enough to twist your brain, we’re talking 13,000-year-old Dire Wolf DNA—yeah, the prehistoric beast—and how scienc…

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S3-Epi 30 TECC " To Purge or Not To Purge?... And 13,000 Years in the Re-making?..."
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S3-Epi 30 TECC " To Purge or Not To Purge?... And 13,000 Years in the Re-making?..."
April 8, 2025

S3- Epi 29 TECC " SEX... Umm why do we talk about these things? ..Sex online - Marketing Sex on Instagram & TikToc for OF & what is your price? ... Would you Space Dock for money?? WHY?

Send us a text -Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: "OnlyFans, Filters & Fees... Oh My!" Ohhh somebody help us! This episode dives deep into the hot and heavy digital hustle — we're talkin' SEX online, baby! 💻🔥 The crew breaks down how the OnlyFans community is flipping TikTok and Instagram into marketing machines, and we’re asking the real questions: 💸 What’s the actual cost of having your own OF page? 📸 What would YOU do… or absolutely NOT do… and why? 🎤 And why the …

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S3- Epi 29 TECC " SEX... Umm why do we talk about these things? ..Sex online - Marketing Sex on Instagram & TikToc for OF & what is your price? ... Would you Space Dock for money?? WHY?
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S3- Epi 29 TECC " SEX... Umm why do we talk about these things? ..Sex online - Marketing Sex on Instagram & TikToc for OF & what is your price? ... Would you Space Dock for money?? WHY?
April 3, 2025

S3-Epi 28 " Who is more Texan!! ...

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April 1, 2025

S3-Epi 27 TECC " What Is Evil?? ....And Is Everyone?... Plus Effin Mumble Jumble!"

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This week on The Effin CrunchCrew podcast, Spook & The Gals are diving deep into a chilling topic: What is Evil? Join them as they explore the nature of evil and whether we all have a little bit of it inside us. Special guest Alex Tha Producer adds to the conversation, bringing a unique perspective to the table. Plus, expect plenty of classic Effin' Mumble Jumble along the way—laughs, debates, and all the chaos y…

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S3-Epi 27 TECC " What Is Evil?? ....And Is Everyone?... Plus Effin Mumble Jumble!"
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S3-Epi 27 TECC " What Is Evil?? ....And Is Everyone?... Plus Effin Mumble Jumble!"
March 27, 2025

S3- Epi 26 TECC " Just Spook & The Gals' & Special Guest My Primo & Lisa's Nephew Producer/ Artist Alex"

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- "Next on The Effin CrunchCrew ... Special guest Alex, the artist and producer, joins us to dive into how he learned his instruments and the unique blend of music he creates and influences. Plus, it’s just Spook and Tha Gals’ going off on a wild ride of Effin' Mumble Jumble! Tune in for some laughs, insights, and a whole lotta chaos!"

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S3- Epi 26 TECC " Just Spook & The Gals' & Special Guest My Primo & Lisa's Nephew Producer/ Artist Alex"
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S3- Epi 26 TECC " Just Spook & The Gals' & Special Guest My Primo & Lisa's Nephew Producer/ Artist Alex"