Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S3-Epi 62 TECC "Trinity River Secrets: Oscar Sanchez Garcia Case"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook kicks things off narrating the twisted Oscar Sanchez Garcia case and the victimsâ storiesâdark, real, and raw. Then we dive into a wild tale of a man who manipulates his side chick into helping him murder his wife đł. Meanwhile, a mosquito wonât leave us the hell alone (is Pan Blanco secretly a serial killer?? đŚđŞ). âDr. Spookâ and his wife break out a new ER-themed board game where you either save lives⌠or kill your patients đ. We âŚ
S3-Epi 61 TECC "The Boy Behind The Name : Jeremy From Pearl Jam"
Send us a text -The Effinâ CrunchCrew â âJeremy: The Boy Behind the Songâ Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew, things get deep. Spook discovers that he and Jeremy â the boy behind Pearl Jamâs haunting anthem â actually went to school together. Same hallways, same yearbook, just six months before tragedy struck. But was the whole song really about Jeremy? We dig into the truth â and Eddie Vedderâs other inspiration for those lyrics. Of course, this wouldnât be The CrunchCrew without a little chaosâŚ
S3-Epi 60 TECC "Coyotes, Crack Houses & CrunchCrew Chaos"
Send us a text - Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew, itâs just Pan Blanco, Loca Lisa, and Spook talking straight-up madness. Blancoâs wife thinks sheâs Snow Whiteâfeeding every damn critter in the neighborhood, coyotes included. Blanco nearly shoots two poor Wildlife Foundation workers, then almost throws hands with some dude trying to kick his way through his Wichita front door (turns out, the house used to be a drug spot đ¤Ś). We break down why white folks always run toward scary noises, Te...
S3-EPI 59 TECC Throw Back Thursday "Pay Toilets- Mugging Money-& Cosmic Bullshit!!"
Send us a text -Itâs Throwback Thursday on The Effinâ CrunchCrew! We start off aiming for a deep talk about the Universeâbut of course Spook keeps swerving off course. Donât worry though, we eventually get there⌠after a wild-ass ride through some ridiculous stops. Pan Blanco confesses his questionable hotdog fetish đ, we try to figure out what the hell âHebzâ even is, and Pinkie breaks down the bathroom hustle in Mexicoâwhere 25 cents only buys you three sad lilâ pieces of toilet paper. TheâŚ
S3-Epi 58 TECC " THE BLOCKBUSTER MURDERS IN DALLAS,Tx : Late Night, Last Shift "
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew⌠weâre diving into some heavy Dallas historyâthe Blockbuster murders of 1994. Spookâs got a personal connection to this one, since he went to school with one of the guys murdered. And get thisâSpook & Loca Lisaâs cousin called in sick that night⌠or else he wouldâve been gone too. Chills, man. We take this episode a little differentâless jokes at first, more real talkâand then we spin it back CrunchCrew style. Because you know usâŚ
S3-Epi 57 TECC " THROW BACK THURS. (S2-26 Cruizin' Riverchon!)
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew⌠weâre taking it way back for Throwback Thursdayâall the way to Season 2, Episode 26: Cruizinâ Riverchon. Back when Spook was still putting in work at KNON and later at Power 107 with the late, great Mix Master Jim Evans (R.I.P.)âweekends meant BBQs, checking out lowriders, kicking it with the homies before hitting the clubs on Saturday nights, then winding it back down on Sundays before the grind started again. And man, speaking of throâŚ
S3-Epi 56 TECC âWhiskey, Breakups & The Dallas Ripperâ
Send us a text -âAlright yâall⌠buckle up, âcause The Effinâ CrunchCrew is back in the building! First off, a big shout-out to all our listeners across the damn globeâwho knew our nonsense would reach that far? Yâall sittinâ in Paris, Tokyo, Dallas, and probably some drunk dude in Oklahomaâthank you for tuning in. Now, todayâs show⌠oh itâs a good one. Weâre talking about the pettiest breakups we ever pulledâlike, âI love you, but Iâm gonna break up with you over a Post-it noteâ petty. Or hiâŚ
S3-Epi 55 TECC ""Dolls, Demons & a Dash of WTF"
Send us a text -Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew â weâre dialing up the creepy factor! đą Loca Lisaâs house is going off like a horror movie with alarms that wonât stop⌠and apparently Matt Rife owns Annabelle?! WTF?! Who even takes a demonic doll on tour?! Weâre also diving into Ed & Lorraine Warrenâs final Conjuring movie and the eerie real-life facts behind it. Plus â what in the cursed world are LaBuBu dolls? đ¤ Weâre getting weird with the true colors of human auras (and trust usâitâŚ
S3-Epi 54 TECC " THROWBACK THURS. (S2-Epi 84) Ol'School PLASTIC COUCH COVERS & CARPET RUNNERS!"
Send us a text - Grandmaâs Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkidsâ chaos. I bet the crewâs gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skinâmaking you feel like you werenât even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another Guy Oh, the classic âsurprise kissâ situaâŚ
S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew... We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF. đĽ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in Americaâand some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three). đą A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl. đłď¸ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at portâseen again 10 years later?! đż A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kâŚ
S3-Epi 52 TECC " Throw Back Thursday S2-Epi 23"
Send us a text Throw Back Thursday - A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one? - Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos - "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm. - Texas becoming its own country again?? - Not Just Q (sponsor) - Change your ways & stop repeating history! - Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my e...
S3-Epi 51 TECC " Alcohol Poisoning, Paranormal Problems & WTF Facts"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook swears he doesnât get hangoversâbut he has had alcohol poisoning⌠so, make that make sense. Weâve got Nick G. in the houseâSpookâs lil big brothaâand he's finally telling us what it's like growing up in a freakinâ haunted house. (Spoiler: The ghosts were probably tired of them too.) Also⌠WTF?! Just how much of America⌠isnât even America?? đ Yeah, we went there. Pour a drink (but maybe not too many), light some sage for âŚ
S3- Epi 50 "Throwback Thursday"
Send us a text Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild episode of The Effin' CrunchCrew! Hereâs a quick rundown of all the chaos youâre about to dive into: Grandmaâs Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkidsâ chaos. I bet the crewâs gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a secondâŚ
S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!" Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said âBurp a fartâ and things went downhill from there. Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy holeâyup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles. And just when you thought it couldnât get weirder... We ask the real damn questions: Canât you just die and get on with it? Whatâs the actual po.âŚ
S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew âTo Pee or Not to Pee⌠That Is the Disclaimer?â Yâall⌠it got weird. Real weird. The age-old debate: is it midgets or little peopleâand why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like weâre talking about his short ass? Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spookâs sister, Barbara Jeanâaka BJ (yes, thatâs her real nickname and yes, we made it inappropriate immediately). She's Loca Lisaâs cousin, so you know the familyâŚ
S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew⌠Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up â because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new âMr. Rightâ rockinâ a wedding ring and a newborn⌠and didnât even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th. Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them â and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on âŚ
S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
Send us a text -đď¸ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolkaâaka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes. Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred âŚ
S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppinâ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
Send us a text -Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew: đŞđŠ Weâre digginâ up bodies and talkinâ about bowelsâbecause why the hell not? Weâre resurrecting our âWomen Serial Killersâ series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didnât just ghost her lovers⌠she buried them. Literally. But waitâever heard of a poop knife? Yeah⌠we hadnât either. But now we canât un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cov.âŚ
S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters â WTF Is Happening?!"
Send us a text đď¸Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?! Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho studentsâjust to dodge the death penalty? Weâre talkinâ justice or just BS? Meanwhile, Diddyâs out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind barsâand we still donât know what the hell the baby oil was for... đđŚ And in a real-life Disney horror storyâa 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat heâŚ
S3-Epi 40 TECC " There were 4 and then they were 3 ..but Wait we still are 4 ??...Just Not Today!"
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