Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S3-Epi 65 TECC "Immortal Chaos! & Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
Send us a text -Spook, Loca Lisa & Pinkie crack open the ultimate mind-bender: Would you really wanna live forever, or is that just a one-way ticket to boredom and madness? We talk the good, the bad, and the ugly of eternal l...
S3-Epi 64 TECC “Red Rockets & Pocket Showers”
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew Blanco’s finally covering up that Turkey flag tattoo—what’s he replacing it with? Believe it or not, Gus Gus! Then things get weird when Blanco starts talking “Red Rockets” (gross, bro). Meanwhile, Spook shows off his latest life hack: a portable bidet. He swears it’s a game changer… but Pinkie isn’t so sure once Spook whips it out of his backpack for show-and-tell. On the food front, mashed potato enchiladas stacked with shredded, sautéed brisk…
S3-Epi 63 TECC "Cheezy-J’s Baptism by Bullsh*t Initiation: Welcome to the Chaos"
Send us a text - Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew it’s just the guys— Pan Blanco, Big Spook, and Spook’s son-in-law Cheezy-J . They kick things off with Week 1 football talk, diving into the love/hate rollercoaster of Spook and...
S3-Epi 62 TECC "Trinity River Secrets: Oscar Sanchez Garcia Case"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook kicks things off narrating the twisted Oscar Sanchez Garcia case and the victims’ stories—dark, real, and raw. Then we dive into a wild tale of a man who manipulates his side chick into helping him murder his wife 😳. Meanwhile, a mosquito won’t leave us the hell alone (is Pan Blanco secretly a serial killer?? 🦟🔪). “Dr. Spook” and his wife break out a new ER-themed board game where you either save lives… or kill your patients 😂. We …
S3-Epi 61 TECC "The Boy Behind The Name : Jeremy From Pearl Jam"
Send us a text -The Effin’ CrunchCrew — “Jeremy: The Boy Behind the Song” Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, things get deep. Spook discovers that he and Jeremy — the boy behind Pearl Jam’s haunting anthem — actually went to school together. Same hallways, same yearbook, just six months before tragedy struck. But was the whole song really about Jeremy? We dig into the truth — and Eddie Vedder’s other inspiration for those lyrics. Of course, this wouldn’t be The CrunchCrew without a little chaos…
S3-Epi 60 TECC "Coyotes, Crack Houses & CrunchCrew Chaos"
Send us a text - Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, it’s just Pan Blanco, Loca Lisa, and Spook talking straight-up madness. Blanco’s wife thinks she’s Snow White—feeding every damn critter in the neighborhood, coyotes included. Blanco nearly shoots two poor Wildlife Foundation workers, then almost throws hands with some dude trying to kick his way through his Wichita front door (turns out, the house used to be a drug spot 🤦). We break down why white folks always run toward scary noises, Te...
S3-EPI 59 TECC Throw Back Thursday "Pay Toilets- Mugging Money-& Cosmic Bullshit!!"
Send us a text -It’s Throwback Thursday on The Effin’ CrunchCrew! We start off aiming for a deep talk about the Universe—but of course Spook keeps swerving off course. Don’t worry though, we eventually get there… after a wild-ass ride through some ridiculous stops. Pan Blanco confesses his questionable hotdog fetish 🌭, we try to figure out what the hell “Hebz” even is, and Pinkie breaks down the bathroom hustle in Mexico—where 25 cents only buys you three sad lil’ pieces of toilet paper. The…
S3-Epi 58 TECC " THE BLOCKBUSTER MURDERS IN DALLAS,Tx : Late Night, Last Shift "
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew… we’re diving into some heavy Dallas history—the Blockbuster murders of 1994. Spook’s got a personal connection to this one, since he went to school with one of the guys murdered. And get this—Spook & Loca Lisa’s cousin called in sick that night… or else he would’ve been gone too. Chills, man. We take this episode a little different—less jokes at first, more real talk—and then we spin it back CrunchCrew style. Because you know us…
S3-Epi 57 TECC " THROW BACK THURS. (S2-26 Cruizin' Riverchon!)
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew… we’re taking it way back for Throwback Thursday—all the way to Season 2, Episode 26: Cruizin’ Riverchon. Back when Spook was still putting in work at KNON and later at Power 107 with the late, great Mix Master Jim Evans (R.I.P.)—weekends meant BBQs, checking out lowriders, kicking it with the homies before hitting the clubs on Saturday nights, then winding it back down on Sundays before the grind started again. And man, speaking of thro…
S3-Epi 56 TECC “Whiskey, Breakups & The Dallas Ripper”
Send us a text -“Alright y’all… buckle up, ‘cause The Effin’ CrunchCrew is back in the building! First off, a big shout-out to all our listeners across the damn globe—who knew our nonsense would reach that far? Y’all sittin’ in Paris, Tokyo, Dallas, and probably some drunk dude in Oklahoma—thank you for tuning in. Now, today’s show… oh it’s a good one. We’re talking about the pettiest breakups we ever pulled—like, ‘I love you, but I’m gonna break up with you over a Post-it note’ petty. Or hi…
S3-Epi 55 TECC ""Dolls, Demons & a Dash of WTF"
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew – we’re dialing up the creepy factor! 😱 Loca Lisa’s house is going off like a horror movie with alarms that won’t stop… and apparently Matt Rife owns Annabelle?! WTF?! Who even takes a demonic doll on tour?! We’re also diving into Ed & Lorraine Warren’s final Conjuring movie and the eerie real-life facts behind it. Plus – what in the cursed world are LaBuBu dolls? 🤔 We’re getting weird with the true colors of human auras (and trust us—it…
S3-Epi 54 TECC " THROWBACK THURS. (S2-Epi 84) Ol'School PLASTIC COUCH COVERS & CARPET RUNNERS!"
Send us a text - Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another Guy Oh, the classic “surprise kiss” situa…
S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew... We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF. 💥 Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three). 😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl. 🛳️ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?! 👿 A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the k…
S3-Epi 52 TECC " Throw Back Thursday S2-Epi 23"
Send us a text Throw Back Thursday - A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one? - Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos - "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm. - Texas becoming its own country again?? - Not Just Q (sponsor) - Change your ways & stop repeating history! - Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my e...
S3-Epi 51 TECC " Alcohol Poisoning, Paranormal Problems & WTF Facts"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook swears he doesn’t get hangovers—but he has had alcohol poisoning… so, make that make sense. We’ve got Nick G. in the house—Spook’s lil big brotha—and he's finally telling us what it's like growing up in a freakin’ haunted house. (Spoiler: The ghosts were probably tired of them too.) Also… WTF?! Just how much of America… isn’t even America?? 👀 Yeah, we went there. Pour a drink (but maybe not too many), light some sage for …
S3- Epi 50 "Throwback Thursday"
Send us a text Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild episode of The Effin' CrunchCrew! Here’s a quick rundown of all the chaos you’re about to dive into: Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second…
S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!" Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill from there. Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles. And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder... We ask the real damn questions: Can’t you just die and get on with it? What’s the actual po.…
S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew “To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?” Y’all… it got weird. Real weird. The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass? Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spook’s sister, Barbara Jean—aka BJ (yes, that’s her real nickname and yes, we made it inappropriate immediately). She's Loca Lisa’s cousin, so you know the family…
S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th. Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them — and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on …
S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka—aka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes. Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred …
S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
Send us a text -Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew: 🔪💩 We’re diggin’ up bodies and talkin’ about bowels—because why the hell not? We’re resurrecting our “Women Serial Killers” series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didn’t just ghost her lovers… she buried them. Literally. But wait—ever heard of a poop knife? Yeah… we hadn’t either. But now we can’t un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cov.…
S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"
Send us a text 🎙️Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?! Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho students—just to dodge the death penalty? We’re talkin’ justice or just BS? Meanwhile, Diddy’s out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind bars—and we still don’t know what the hell the baby oil was for... 👀💦 And in a real-life Disney horror story—a 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat he…