Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S4-Epi.37 TECC THROWBACK THURSDAY (s2-84) TECC "Plastic Covers & Couch Runners, Wait whos Tounge was that, & Loca Lisa Likes being Tied Up??"
Send us Fan Mail - Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another Guy Oh, the classic “surprise kiss” sit…
S4-Epi.36 TECC "The 6th Effin’ Sense: Checkpoints, Spirits & Effin’ Mumble Jumble"
Send us Fan Mail -What happens when certain people become magnets for weird energy? Today, BigSpook, Pinkie, Pan Blanco, and BaBs 👽🍸 dive headfirst into stories of strange feelings, eerie warnings, shadow figures, dreams that came true, unexplained voices, “checkpoint” people who spirits seem drawn to, and moments that made everybody stop and go… “What the Effin’ was THAT?!” Was it intuition? Was it coincidence? Or were the lights flickering for a reason? From seeing things ...
S4-Epi.35 TECC " Shout Out To Stevan HASS & Lee Ellis R.I.P. Fellas' ... We Are Doing This Like You Like it Effin' Mumble Jumble Style!!!"
Send us Fan Mail -Today on The Effin’CrunchCrew we send a huge shout out to our #1 supporter, our brother, our family... Mr. Steven Hass. We already miss you, brother, and you’ll always be Effin’ family. Also showing love to our friend Lee Ellis... you will truly be missed. Rest In Peace, fellas. Now to kick this damn show off... PanBlanco already ADD’d it from the jump. WTF?! 😂 So tonight’s episode is starting exactly the way Hass would’ve wanted it... PanBlanco on FULL ADD mode while the c…
S4-Epi.34 TECC "Chrome, Smoke & Effin’ Mumble Jumble The Riverchon Park days & wherever PanBlanco hung out!! " ThrowBackTues (s2-epi26)
Send us Fan Mail Next!! on The Effin' CrunchCrew... BigSpook and Pan Blanco crack open the memory vault and head back to the Riverchon Park days in Dallas, when weekends meant BBQ smoke in the air, old-school music bumpin’, lowriders draggin’ pavement, and everybody gathering before the real nighttime madness began. Back then the hommies would link up early, grillin’, clownin’, talkin’ trash, showing off rides, and figuring out which clubs, hangouts, or random adventures the night was g…
S4-Epi. 33 TECC " Throwback Thursday..." (s3-epi30)" To Purge or Not To Purge?... And 13,000 Years in the Re-making?..."
Send us Fan Mail --Coming Up Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew – SUPER THROWBACK THURSDAY Hold on to your moral compass and your mad scientist hat, fam—today's episode is taking some wild turns! We're diving into the ultimate what if: If America had a real-life Purge every year… would you join in, or lock your doors and pray? Big questions, brutal answers. And if that wasn't enough to twist your brain, we’re talking 13,000-year-old Dire Wolf DNA—yeah, the prehistoric beast—a…
S4-Epi.32 TECC " Throw-Back TUESDAY - Because we can... LATIN THURS. ..(s3epi)
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SO TODAY we are having to dig into the vault of CrunchCrew Relics & this is what came out so Enjoy....& Thank You Always - UMMM... We TRY to Stay On Topic BUT YOU KNOW US & IF YOU DON'T
YOU BEST ASK SOMEBODY!!! LMAO!! Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
S4-Epi. 31 TECC " Shit Our Parents Said That We Say Now & Effin Mumble Jumble" (s2-epi 9)
Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie Falls on her way into the studio and we saw it on video! - Blanco knows why his dad was pissed off most of his childhood...because Blanco was Prick!! (He Still Is) - Pan Blanco's "The Blowfish Defense Mechanism"?? - "Beat You Down To The White Meat !" - Spooks' 25th Birthday in Dallas Jail ... & Two Drunk Guys Sing Him Happy Birthday! - Spooks' One phone call and calls his sister while she and Big O are at SPOOKS' Surp…
S4- Epi.30 TECC “Ancient Secrets… Modern Lies-The Sky Was Never Empty”
Send us Fan Mail - TODAY ON THE EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW… 🚨 It’s just Pan Blanco… Big Spook… and Barbarella Boo 👽🍸 …and yeah… this one gets a little wild 😏 Are we alone… or have we been missing the signs? We’re talkin’: 👁️ Anunnaki ⚔️ Sky battles from ancient India 🎨 Paintings with UFOs hiding in plain sight 🏛️ Government briefings happening RIGHT NOW …and yeah… we step into that real spicy territory too 👀 Plus you KNOW there’s gonna be that 💥 Effin’ M...
S4-Epi. 29 TECC "That 70's Porn Begining & That Effin' Mumble Jumble Therapy Day !"
Send us Fan Mail -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… We crack the mic wide open with a straight-up throwback 70’s late-night vibe… yeah, that kind of intro 😏… why? No reason. No logic. Just pure “because we felt like it” energy. And then BOOM 💥 We officially welcome the newest voice to the chaos… Big Spook’s sis… “Barbarella Boo” 👽🍸 stepping into the building like she’s been running this show the whole time. Today’s theme? Call it therapy… call it a group session… call it wh...
S4-Epi. 28 TECC "Tracks Of Silence : Murders of Jennifer Ertman and Elizabeth Peña : & Effin'mumble Jumble!"
Send us Fan Mail -This episode walks in wearing a suit… and leaves with its shirt unbuttoned and a drink in hand 🍸🔥 Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… We start heavy. No jokes, no sidesteps. Big Spook steps up and narrates the heartbreaking story of Jennifer Ertman & Elizabeth Peña… the timeline, the monsters behind it, and the weight that still lingers. This first half? It hits different. Real talk. Real emotion. No filters. Then… we try to stay in that lane… …but y’all already know w.…
S4-Epi.27 TECC " BigSpook & Pan Blanco... This Could Be Dangerous!"
Send us Fan Mail -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… It’s just Big Spook & Pan Blanco in the building… …and yeah, nobody thought this one through 😈 With the ladies gone, all bets are off and the filter? Yeah… that didn’t show up either. ⚠️ What You’re Walking Into: 🤯 Unfiltered Chaos: Two grown men left unsupervised… what could possibly go wrong? 🍻 Drink-Fueled Truth Bombs: The drinks kick in early and the honesty gets reckless. 🤨 “Wait… Did They Really Just S...
S4-Epi. 26 TECC " Part DOS of The Effin'CrunchCrew guys only Featuring The Indigenous Boonie Love... oh and drinks have played there parts ..!!"
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- Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew, we’re pouring another round with Part Dos of our guys-only ride featuring Indigenous Boonie Love. Drinks are flowing, and let’s just say, by the time we’re deep in the convo, Boonie is… extra honest. Expect laughs, wild stories, and a little chaos—this is Effin’ CrunchCrew at its finest (and most faded). Don’t miss it!
S4-Epi.25 TECC " Indiginous Boonie Love"
Send us Fan Mail -🎙️🔥 TODAY… on The Effin’ CrunchCrew 🔥🎙️ It’s just the fellas in the building today… no filter, no brakes, just straight chaos in motion 😈 And we brought in a real one… our homie… Indigenous Boonie Love 💥 Yeah… you heard that right. Boonie Love — lyrical assassin, hip-hop storyteller, high-energy force of nature. The kind of dude that don’t just spit bars… he bleeds stories into the mic. 🎤🔥 This ain’t no random guest either… This goes way back… we talkin’ hi...
S4-Epi. 24 TECC " Cick Click Bang!!! & A whole Lotta Effin'Mumble Jumble!"
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S4-Epi. 23 TECC "Crossed The Line The Brittany Zamora Case & Effin' MumbleJumble"
Send us Fan Mail -Y’all already KNOW what time it is!! We got the WHOLE damn squad in the building tonight and things are about to get REAL uncomfortable… REAL fast 👀🔥 Because today’s episode…?? Man listen… 💀 WE CALLIN’ THIS ONE — “CROSSED THE LINE” 💀 And yeah… we talkin’ about the Brittany Zamora case… A story so twisted… you’re gonna be sittin’ there like— “Nah… ain’t NO way…” But oh… there IS a way… and we’re breaking ALL of it down 😬 👉 What she did 👉 Who she was suppose...
S4-Epi. 22 TECC " Phobias, Flashbacks & Foolishness 🤪”
Send us Fan Mail -🚨 TODAY on The Effin CrunchCrew Show 🚨 Oh yeah… the whole squad is in the building and we’re getting uncomfortably honest today 😏 We’re talkin FEARS… the kind that make grown adults question their life choices: 👉 Blanco turns into a track star at the mere whisper of “catheter” 😬🏃♂️💨 👉 Loca Lisa? Two kids deep but STILL like “nah fam, we not doing that pushin’ situation!! C-section all the way!!” 🚫👶😂 AND we’re hittin you right in the childhood feels 🎮📺 Where did your “bridg…
S4-Epi. 21 TECC "“Don’t Pray… Think: CrunchCrew Cracks the Matrix (Throwback Edition) & Stop Telling Women How to Live Their Lives!!"”
Send us Fan Mail -We dug deep into the Effin’ vault and pulled out a wild one from Season 1, Episode 10… and damn, it still hits like a shot of tequila with no warning. This Throwback Thursday gets unapologetic real real quick — we kick things off with a no-filter rant: STOP telling women what they can and can’t do. PERIOD. 💥 Then we spiral (like we do best) into the chaos of religious fallout — what happens when you stop following… and start thinking? Minds open, beliefs shake, and yea...
S4-Epi. 20 TECC “Girl, Were You on Dateline?! Lisa Returns + Spook’s Eye Emergency!”
Send us Fan Mail -The crew is back… and yeah, we owe you one 😅 Sorry we’re a day late, CrunchCrew—but trust us, this one’s worth it. Loca Lisa finally returns after going ghost for THREE weeks, and of course we had questions… Like… where the hell you been?! 👀 Dateline? The First 48? …who’d you kill, Lisa?! 😳 We dive into her “disappearance” (all jokes… we think), and then take a hard left turn into real-life chaos as Spook talks about a wild vision issue in his left eye and a possible ...
S4-Epi.19 TECC "Still No LOCA LISA...DATELINE SPECIAL?? ..Blanco Pulls his back going to bed WTF!! & a LOTTA Effin' Mumble Jumble!! PINKIE!! Help"
Send us Fan Mail -🎙️ The Effin’ CrunchCrew – 🎙️ Where in the Effin’ universe is Loca Lisa?! 👀 Did she ghost us… or did a UFO finally clock in and say “yep… she’s coming with us” 🛸 And if she ends up on Dateline… are we worried… or just taking notes for the episode?! 😳😂 Meanwhile… Why are we even talking about Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom… and how did we spiral into THAT rabbit hole?! 🤨 AND WAIT— Burgers at the White House for gold medalists?! 🍔🇺🇸 That’s it?! No five-sta...
S4- Epi.18 TECC " A Perfect Not Perfect World!" (recap/play {s2-epi23} )
Send a text - A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one? - Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos - "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm. - Texas becoming its own country again?? - Not Just Q (sponsor) - Change your ways & stop repeating history! - Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my early 20's - Pan Blanco …
S4-Epi. 16 TECC " THE WHOLE CREW or NO!! ...WHERE YOU AT LOCA LISA??... Dateline or ICE..daamn!!" Effin'Mumble Jumble
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-Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today’s Effin' CrunchCrew! The question on everyone's mind: Where the hell is Loca Lisa?! Is she headlining Dateline or did she get picked up by ICE? Meanwhile, Pan Blanco, Pinkie, and yours truly are here to serve you a hearty dish of Effin' mumble-jumbo, because you know that’s just how we roll!
S4-Epi. 16 TECC "Stepping back to our 2nd interview with Loyal Sally & Effin' Mumble Jumble!" (S2-epi.13 throwback)
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IT is Throwback with LOYAL SALLY & Oh Snap!!
- Its part 2 of Loyal Sally & The Effin' CrunchCrew Interview!!
- Is there a Loyal Sally / Effinays Project in the works ?? Hmmm...
- This second part we get into some serious convo about music and a little history of Loyal Sally
- Blanco and his hotdog fantasies !!
- Writing styles... different but the same
- Microphone Lewis turns into Bob Ross while Bubba paints the musical picture!
- (Spons…
S4-Epi. 15 TECC "Spook & Tha Gals!! Effin' Mumble Jumble & Hot takes!!"
Send a text -“This is The Effin’ CrunchCrew — and if you’re sensitive, this might not be your show.” We’re throwing hot takes like bar stools at closing time. Do you really need a gun carry license… or are we just out here collecting permits like Pokémon? Are folks not voting because they don’t care… or because nobody explained what these candidates actually stand for? Where do we gotta move to make siestas mandatory and naps part of the Constitution? And let’s get uncomfort...
S4-Epi. 14TECC "From Vegas Lights to Texas Nights: A CrunchCrew Travel Extravaganza!"
Send a text - 🎙️ EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW From the neon glow of Vegas lights to them dusty Texas nights, the CrunchCrew is back with stories that probably should’ve stayed on vacation! Big Spook, Pinkie, and Loca Lisa are riding high, slightly unhinged, and fully caffeinated — but Pan Blanco? Yeah… he missed the flight on this one. Tonight we’re diving headfirst into the real debates: Are baths relaxing… or are you just marinating in your own funk? What’s the proper protocol when s...