Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S3-Epi 54 TECC " THROWBACK THURS. (S2-Epi 84) Ol'School PLASTIC COUCH COVERS & CARPET RUNNERS!"
Send us a text - Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another Guy Oh, the classic “surprise kiss” situa…
S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew... We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF. 💥 Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three). 😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl. 🛳️ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?! 👿 A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the k…
S3-Epi 52 TECC " Throw Back Thursday S2-Epi 23"
Send us a text Throw Back Thursday - A World War hits ... Aliens attack... A pandemic wipes out a lot of the world as we know it. What would be your perfect not so perfect world given you had the power to create one? - Nuclear bombs and facilities get shut down by UFOs & No mosquitos - "Bottle-Neck Curtis?" hmmm. - Texas becoming its own country again?? - Not Just Q (sponsor) - Change your ways & stop repeating history! - Goat hunting with Big Spook ... oh my e...
S3-Epi 51 TECC " Alcohol Poisoning, Paranormal Problems & WTF Facts"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook swears he doesn’t get hangovers—but he has had alcohol poisoning… so, make that make sense. We’ve got Nick G. in the house—Spook’s lil big brotha—and he's finally telling us what it's like growing up in a freakin’ haunted house. (Spoiler: The ghosts were probably tired of them too.) Also… WTF?! Just how much of America… isn’t even America?? 👀 Yeah, we went there. Pour a drink (but maybe not too many), light some sage for …
S3- Epi 50 "Throwback Thursday"
Send us a text Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild episode of The Effin' CrunchCrew! Here’s a quick rundown of all the chaos you’re about to dive into: Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet Runners Ah, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second…
S3- Epi 49 TECC "Burp Farts, Testify, and Go to Hell (or Somewhere)"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Burp a Fart & Colostomy Pimps??!" Yeah... you read that right. Somebody said “Burp a fart” and things went downhill from there. Then we deep-dive into the wild world of pimping out a colostomy hole—yup, folks out here turning medical necessities into OnlyFans side hustles. And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder... We ask the real damn questions: Can’t you just die and get on with it? What’s the actual po.…
S3-Epi 48 TECC "To PEE or Not To PEE That is The Disclaimer!"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew “To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?” Y’all… it got weird. Real weird. The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass? Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spook’s sister, Barbara Jean—aka BJ (yes, that’s her real nickname and yes, we made it inappropriate immediately). She's Loca Lisa’s cousin, so you know the family…
S3-Epi 47 TECC "Two-Timing & Toilet Wiping"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th. Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them — and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on …
S3-Epi 46 TECC "The Ken & Barbie Killers & Death, Gas, and Dirty Ass...What Grown Ass Man Does Not Wipe ??"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka—aka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes. Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred …
S3-Epi 45 TECC " "Digging Graves & Droppin’ Logs !! Who The Hell Is Belle & WTF Is A Poop Knife?"
Send us a text -Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew: 🔪💩 We’re diggin’ up bodies and talkin’ about bowels—because why the hell not? We’re resurrecting our “Women Serial Killers” series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didn’t just ghost her lovers… she buried them. Literally. But wait—ever heard of a poop knife? Yeah… we hadn’t either. But now we can’t un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cov.…
S3-Epi 44 TECC "Murder Pleas, Baby Oil & Disney Disasters – WTF Is Happening?!"
Send us a text 🎙️Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?! Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho students—just to dodge the death penalty? We’re talkin’ justice or just BS? Meanwhile, Diddy’s out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind bars—and we still don’t know what the hell the baby oil was for... 👀💦 And in a real-life Disney horror story—a 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat he…
S3-Epi 40 TECC " There were 4 and then they were 3 ..but Wait we still are 4 ??...Just Not Today!"
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S3-Epi 37 TECC" Throw Back Episode and Part 1 With DUCADO VEGA
Send us a text - CRUNCH CREW!! WE have a GOOD ONE for You All today ... DUCADO VEGA is in the house come listen and get to know him and the ties that are between Today On THE EFFIN' CRUNCHCREW boy do he and Spook & Pan Blanco have history From the early beginning's when Spook was rapping and Ducado was producing oh yeah and DUCADO brought some OLD SONGS of Big Spook and himself when they started....WE ARE TALKING 1995 & UP!! And the same lady who signed Beyonce and …
S3-Epi 36 TECC " Women Are BadAss....Special Thanks to Rebecca!! Lets Celebrate!!
Send us a text - Today on The Effin CrunchCrew: We’re taking a trip down memory lane with a very special guest—one of Big Spook’s ex-girlfriends from way back in high school! Tune in as we dive into how they met, what kept their friendship strong for over 35 years, and the hilarious, heartfelt moments along the way. Rebecca’s in town, and she’s got stories, laughs, and some serious wisdom to drop. We also take a moment to give major props to the strength, resilience, and overall badasse...
S3-Epi 34 TECC "UFO's Vampires Maybe & Why Is Blanco talking about GusGus's Balls??"
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S3-Epi 33 TECC "The EFFIN CRUNCH GUY's!"
Send us a text -Pinkie & Loca LISA our out so its just The Guys and a Whole Lotta Effin'Mumble Jumble !!
S3-Epi 32 TECC " Easter Sh'meester!!"
Send us a text -"This week on The Effin CrunchCrew... it’s the Tuesday after Easter, and we’re still digestin’ them chocolate bunnies and family drama—but y’all, it’s about to get real weird." "We’re talkin’ a whole mess of Effin' Mumble Jumble—like, who in the crew is dating someone who is allergic to beans?! And hold up… Allergic to Water?? Nah, that ain’t right!" "You already know once we start talkin’, ain’t no tellin’ what’s gonna fall outta our mouths. Sid…
S3-Epi 31 TECC "80's & 90's TV Shows & Music & Toys..Hell All the Good Stuff We Grew Up With!!"
Send us a text "Today we’re takin’ it way back — straight to the 80's and 90's , baby! We’re talkin’ your favorite TV shows, music that made ya dance like nobody was watchin', toys you couldn’t live without, and all the crazy...