Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S3-Epi. 84 A TECC “Effin’ Holidaze: Tacos, AI, Bad Drivers & Harrison Ford Waved at Me!"
Send us a text 🧨 Episode Description (Podcast / YouTube Ready) It’s two days before Christmas, and today the Effin’ CrunchCrew is running lean and mean with just Pan Blanco and Big Spook holding it down 🎙️ No structure. No filter. Just straight-up Effin’ Mumble Jumble. We bounce from tacos for lunch 🌮 to why nobody can drive worth a damn, straight into AI taking over the world (or at least confusing us) 🤖😵💫. Then we get distracted by the $1.7 BILLION lottery 💸 because let’s be honest… we’re…
S3-Epi. 83 TECC 🔥 “Stacey Drops In… and All Hell Breaks Loose!”
Send us a text -🔥 TODAY ON THE EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW 🔥 Buckle up, because this one is a whole roller-coaster of crazy! We’ve got a Super Fan in the house… AND a blast-from-the-past homie popping up like a storyline we forgot about. But the REAL plot twist? My wife Angela jumps on the show for the FIRST time — wine in hand, ready to spill, sip, and say whatever comes out! 🍷😂 The crew goes full Effin’ mode: wild stories, off-the-wall jokes, random confessions, and so much Mumble Jumble...
S3-Epi. 82 TECC" Bumpin Uglies & Lifetime Scarring We Saw & Heard To Much Mom!"
Send us a text Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive headfirst into some mad, mad, funny Effin’ Mumble Jumble — starting with a question nobody ever wants to answer out loud: 👉 Have you ever caught your parents “doing the do”… bumping uglies… exchanging high fives? Yeah… we’re all mentally scarred 😬 But rumor has it Spook may have scarred a few folks, Loca Lisa possibly traumatized her own mom, and Blanco insists on calling it “giving high fives.” Meanwhile, Pinkie admits her mind has...
S3-Epi 81 TECC “The 3AM Visitor & The Call You Shouldn’t Answer & Effin'Mumble Jumble”
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we go from spooky to stupid to straight-up supernatural. Spook wakes up in the worst mood ever, the coffee machine decides it hates him, Pinkie forgets her own name, Pan Blanco rebirths himself as “Black Blanco,” and the golf cart refuses to move like it’s protesting for better working conditions. Then we dive headfirst into the creepy stuff: 👁️ The 3AM Visitor — Why are people around the world seeing the same shadow figure? 📞 Ghost Calls...
S3-Epi. 80 TECC "Throwback Tues(S2-8) Pinkie and Sleep Paralysis & Creepy Things"
Send us a text - Pinkie has a Sleep Paralysis episode at the same time her daughter has one. - Pinkie feels something on her bed with her but none is there! - Is there witchery going on next door to Pinkie?? - Spook has the same dream as 2 of his aunts did and finished each other's parts a long time ago. - Is Spooks' great-grandfather a Mexican Warlock ?? - The story of "The Rockwall" at Rockwall Texas... nephalums'?? - "Nuke's Top 5" you tube channel …
S3-Epi 79 TECC Throw Back Thanksgiving Show"
Send us a text HAPPY TGHANKS GIVING THROWBACK!!
S3-Epi 78 TECC “Prison Pizza, Piano Problems & Big O’s Return!”
Send us a text 🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… We finally did it! The man I’ve talked about for YEARS—my homie, my brother from another mother—BIG O is in the house!! And yeah… things got CRAY CRAY real quick! We dig into the history: 🔒 10 YEARS LOCKED UP —what it was really like, 🕊️ what changed when he got out, and how the hell BIG O got FIRED… IN PRISON?! Bro, you got ONE job—serve the food… not start a food fight! PLUS—we’re bringing in a brand-new segment we’ll revisit from ...
S3-Epi 77 TECC "Throwback Thursday-(2Epi.11)"
Send us a text - Whats a weenus?? - LOCUS are coming !! - Whats wrong with a trashed donut ? It was in a box. - Dirty Fountain Drink Dispenser - Nancy Green born a slave in 1834 but became a very wealthy woman who we know as " Aunt Jemima "Nancy Green actually worked with the Aunt Jemima brand until 1923. - Leave my childhood alone!! - Speedy Gonzales & his cousin Slow Poke Rodriguez - (Sponsor ) NOT JUST Q - Hitting same Dog In The Street In California Tw...
S3-Epi 76 TECC "Pinkie’s Never Seen The Goonies?! WTF!!”
🔥 Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… You’re Gonna Wanna Hear This One! 🔥 So apparently… Pinkie has NEVER seen The Goonies. Yeah. Let that sink in. The whole crew’s losing their minds—like, who raised you, Pinkie?! But before the pitchforks come out, she redeems herself by meeting MANA, the iconic Mexican rock band, and hitting their concert like a total rock queen. Viva la música, baby! 🎸🇲🇽 Meanwhile, Blanco and Spook are out here saying another man smelled great. Uh...
S3-Epi 75 TECC "THROW BACK THURS. (s2-epi30) NATIONAL SIBLING DAY & Effin'MumbleJumble"
Send us a text - THROWBACK THURSDAY EFFIN'SIBLING DAY recall!!
S3-Epi. 74 TECC " WE ARe BACK!! - VACTION for Spook Turns Into A Whole Month Off Of Work- & Where Did We All Go?"
Send us a text - ⚠️ Listener Discretion is Strongly Advised ⚠️ If you’re easily offended, sober, or currently clutching your pearls—this probably ain’t the episode for you! Grab a drink, loosen up, and prepare for some good ol’ fashioned Effin’ Mumble Jumble! 🍻🎧 🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew! We’re finally back, baby! It’s been a hot damn minute—PINKIE & Spook took “vacations,” but of course, nothing ever goes smooth with this crew! Spook hits Branson, Missouri thinkin’ he’s abou…
S3-Epi 73 TECC Throw Back show "SOULS & REINCARNATION -THE IMMORTAL DANCE "(s2-18)
Send us a text - Who believes in reincarnation?? - What is a SOUL...No Blanco its not a James Brown song! - 2 year old boy James talks about being a past life pilotbin WW II who was shot down - Where is reincarnation more believed in ? - Pan Blanco feels bad killing bugs... ? - Will Pan Blanco reincarnate into a Camel Spider.. EWW ! - Most kids who talk about past lives usually stop remembering the past life around 5-9 years old . Does this mean we all could have been reincarnated??&nbs.…
S3-Epi 72 TECC "Dirty 0 Songs That Turned 30 Years OLD & Some Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
Send us a text 🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew! Yeah, we know… it’s been a minute! We took a longer break than planned — damn Spook had to go and land himself in the hospital! But don’t worry, Big Spook’s alive, kickin’, and still talkin’ his mess! 💪🏽💀 We’re back in full swing and today we’re diving into some bangers that just hit the big 3-0! That’s right — songs that dropped 30 freakin’ years ago! Feeling old yet? Yeah, us too… 😂 Of course, we got your favorite dose of that Effin’ Mumble…
S3-Epi 71 TECC " ThrowBack Thursday(s2-epi7)"
Send us a text - throw back Thursday check out the craziness if you dare lol !!
S3-Epi 70TECC "Down Below and Let It Show” 😏
Send us a text -🎙️ “Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!” Oh yeah, we’re talkin’ smack — because we effin’ can! (Just kidding… not kidding.) 😂 Pinkie lets it all hang out at the beach — and let’s just say, somebody got a free show… naughty, naughty Pinkie! 🌴🍑 Meanwhile, Spook & Blanco take us down under — no, not Australia — we’re talkin’ the underground tunnels at work! Shrines, witch covenants, and some straight-up creepy effin’ vibes down there. Who knows what’s lurkin’ in the dark? 👻 …
"Reincarnated, High, and Probably Your Ex"
Send us a text -🎙️ New Episode: “Did I Know You 800 Years Ago?!” This week on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we’re diving deep into reincarnation — or as we’re calling it, “Why do I feel like my ex was my ex in five different lifetimes?” 🌀 We get real about how our upbringings shaped our beliefs: from Sunday school to sage burning, everyone’s got a story. Pinkie hits up a PowWow (and maybe, just maybe did some peyote… allegedly 👀🌵). We’re asking the big questions: Do you believe you’ve been here bef…
S3-Epi 68 TECC" The Dahmer of Mexico
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive into some dark and bizarre territory—starting with Miguel Cortez, the so-called “Jeffrey Dahmer of Mexico.” Are serial killers born with evil in their blood, or do life’s twists turn them into monsters? Pinkie jumps in with a jaw-dropping story about a woman selling human tamales (yeah, you read that right—WTF?!). No wonder Spook ain’t touching tamales anymore… Meanwhile, we gotta ask—Is Pan Blanco out here secretly killing people withou…
S3-Epi 66 TECC "Poo-Pourri, ADHD, and Fiery Drownings”
Send us a text -"Poo-Pourri, ADHD, and Fiery Drownings” Episode: Effin’ Mumble Jumble – Just Spook & Tha Gurls It’s just Spook & Tha Gurls today! Pinkie and Loca Lisa roll through the randomness while Spook bounces around on full-blown ADHD mode. Topics? Oh, you know… Poo-Pourri bathroom confessions, the secret truth behind who really makes those giant cell phones, and Spook trying to convince Loca Lisa that his vehicle is something special (spoiler: he’s way too excited…
S3-Epi 65 TECC "Immortal Chaos! & Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
Send us a text -Spook, Loca Lisa & Pinkie crack open the ultimate mind-bender: Would you really wanna live forever, or is that just a one-way ticket to boredom and madness? We talk the good, the bad, and the ugly of eternal l...
S3-Epi 64 TECC “Red Rockets & Pocket Showers”
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew Blanco’s finally covering up that Turkey flag tattoo—what’s he replacing it with? Believe it or not, Gus Gus! Then things get weird when Blanco starts talking “Red Rockets” (gross, bro). Meanwhile, Spook shows off his latest life hack: a portable bidet. He swears it’s a game changer… but Pinkie isn’t so sure once Spook whips it out of his backpack for show-and-tell. On the food front, mashed potato enchiladas stacked with shredded, sautéed brisk…
S3-Epi 63 TECC "Cheezy-J’s Baptism by Bullsh*t Initiation: Welcome to the Chaos"
Send us a text - Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew it’s just the guys— Pan Blanco, Big Spook, and Spook’s son-in-law Cheezy-J . They kick things off with Week 1 football talk, diving into the love/hate rollercoaster of Spook and...
S3-Epi 62 TECC "Trinity River Secrets: Oscar Sanchez Garcia Case"
Send us a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew Spook kicks things off narrating the twisted Oscar Sanchez Garcia case and the victims’ stories—dark, real, and raw. Then we dive into a wild tale of a man who manipulates his side chick into helping him murder his wife 😳. Meanwhile, a mosquito won’t leave us the hell alone (is Pan Blanco secretly a serial killer?? 🦟🔪). “Dr. Spook” and his wife break out a new ER-themed board game where you either save lives… or kill your patients 😂. We …
S3-Epi 61 TECC "The Boy Behind The Name : Jeremy From Pearl Jam"
Send us a text -The Effin’ CrunchCrew — “Jeremy: The Boy Behind the Song” Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, things get deep. Spook discovers that he and Jeremy — the boy behind Pearl Jam’s haunting anthem — actually went to school together. Same hallways, same yearbook, just six months before tragedy struck. But was the whole song really about Jeremy? We dig into the truth — and Eddie Vedder’s other inspiration for those lyrics. Of course, this wouldn’t be The CrunchCrew without a little chaos…
S3-Epi 60 TECC "Coyotes, Crack Houses & CrunchCrew Chaos"
Send us a text - Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, it’s just Pan Blanco, Loca Lisa, and Spook talking straight-up madness. Blanco’s wife thinks she’s Snow White—feeding every damn critter in the neighborhood, coyotes included. Blanco nearly shoots two poor Wildlife Foundation workers, then almost throws hands with some dude trying to kick his way through his Wichita front door (turns out, the house used to be a drug spot 🤦). We break down why white folks always run toward scary noises, Te...