Effin'Seasons & Episodes

Dec. 21, 2023

37 TECC Episode " The Stories Behind The Songs #1 & What A Night In Screwston"

Send us a text - How a night in Houston during an Effinays show turned into one of our songs "Screwston" Oh what a night/morning ! - Blanco passes out by the elevator... then thinks he missed the show and has been out for hours ! NOPE! he passes out maybe 15 seconds . - Out of Smokes Spook and "B" get a ride from a girl we met and then get pulled over and contemplate SERIOUSLY about jumping out the car over a bridge and run! Because "B" has a crap load of the Ma…

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37 TECC Episode " The Stories Behind The Songs #1 & What A Night In Screwston"
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37 TECC Episode " The Stories Behind The Songs #1 & What A Night In Screwston"
Dec. 19, 2023

36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"

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- Queen Boudica and her epic revenge!!
- Diana The Bus Driver Killer in Mexico?
- Just give Us The Recipe DAMNIT!!!!
- The day Spook found out he was diabetic and had fat spots floating in his eyes!
- Phuck Bread & Butter Pickles !! WHY is that a Thang??
- and EFFIN' Mumbel Jumbel !!

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36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"
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36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"
Dec. 19, 2023

36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"

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- Queen Boudica and her epic revenge!!
- Diana The Bus Driver Killer in Mexico?
- Just give Us The Recipe DAMNIT!!!!
- The day Spook found out he was diabetic and had fat spots floating in his eyes!
- Phuck Bread & Butter Pickles !! WHY is that a Thang??
- and EFFIN' Mumbel Jumbel !!

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36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"
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36 TECC " SWEET REVENGE! ...Because They Had It Coming !"
Dec. 12, 2023

35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"

Send us a text - Blanco's worst fear of a cryptid would be a WEREWOLF!! - Texas & Louisiana Dog Man - Lake Texoma Dog Man sightings - Pinkie does not like menudo? - Blanco meets the dad from TEENWOLF the movie and almost blew him off ! Asshole. - 18 paranormal spots in North Texas - Why did Spook sleep in the Holler in West Virginia with Timberwolves howling at night?? - Pinkie hates smelling like cilantro and onions after tacos ...lol - All this and a whole bunch of Effin'…

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35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"
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35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"
Dec. 12, 2023

35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"

Send us a text - Blanco's worst fear of a cryptid would be a WEREWOLF!! - Texas & Louisiana Dog Man - Lake Texoma Dog Man sightings - Pinkie does not like menudo? - Blanco meets the dad from TEENWOLF the movie and almost blew him off ! Asshole. - 18 paranormal spots in North Texas - Why did Spook sleep in the Holler in West Virginia with Timberwolves howling at night?? - Pinkie hates smelling like cilantro and onions after tacos ...lol - All this and a whole bunch of Effin'…

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35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"
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35 TECC Episode "WereWolves- Shape Shifter- Dog Men Oh My!"
Dec. 7, 2023

34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"

Send us a text - Touching base with all the crew -Remembering monchichis -Blanco explains brownies with downies - Posing dead relatives as gangsters and whatever their hobbies were. "extreme embalming" - Sponsor Lucky horseshoe tattoo - A whole lot of Effin Mumble Jumble!!

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34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"
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34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"
Dec. 7, 2023

34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"

Send us a text - Touching base with all the crew -Remembering monchichis -Blanco explains brownies with downies - Posing dead relatives as gangsters and whatever their hobbies were. "extreme embalming" - Sponsor Lucky horseshoe tattoo - A whole lot of Effin Mumble Jumble!!

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34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"
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34 TECC Episode #34 "Checking in with the Crew / Effin' Mumble Jumble"
Nov. 30, 2023

33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"

Send us a text - Witches in the Bible ?? would they be called Bi-tChes?? - Santaria' Not The Sublime Song but maybe? - Mexican, Latino Christian/ Santaria' Store (Botanical) - What a Crapy Day....literally! "Girl let that Apple watch Go !! - Another White Bread (Pan Blanco) Boy Scout story. Trash picker Blanco - Spooks' cousin road sick and barefoot stepping on grass spurs (thorns) and up chuckin! - I watched "Things Inside Me" ...WHAT THA PHUCK!! nope... - Flos…

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33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"
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33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"
Nov. 30, 2023

33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"

Send us a text - Witches in the Bible ?? would they be called Bi-tChes?? - Santaria' Not The Sublime Song but maybe? - Mexican, Latino Christian/ Santaria' Store (Botanical) - What a Crapy Day....literally! "Girl let that Apple watch Go !! - Another White Bread (Pan Blanco) Boy Scout story. Trash picker Blanco - Spooks' cousin road sick and barefoot stepping on grass spurs (thorns) and up chuckin! - I watched "Things Inside Me" ...WHAT THA PHUCK!! nope... - Flos…

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33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"
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33 TECC Episode #33 "Back To Witches Well For a Second or TWO"
Nov. 28, 2023

32 TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"

Send us a text - Using our new podcast on the go with a couple of Phone calls on air! -Thanksgiving is over who has left overs ?/ - Pot roast Tostadas!! you will love them or Pan Blanco will spit on you! - Pinkie a big bean fan or Beaned out ?? - Tamale Schanble' Spook is just not a big fan - Who loves Hall & Oates?? Then you should call ( Call and Oates ) seriously a free phone # to listen to Hall & Oates - Could you cut your arm off if you needed to? This dude did list…

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32  TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"
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32 TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"
Nov. 28, 2023

32 TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"

Send us a text - Using our new podcast on the go with a couple of Phone calls on air! -Thanksgiving is over who has left overs ?/ - Pot roast Tostadas!! you will love them or Pan Blanco will spit on you! - Pinkie a big bean fan or Beaned out ?? - Tamale Schanble' Spook is just not a big fan - Who loves Hall & Oates?? Then you should call ( Call and Oates ) seriously a free phone # to listen to Hall & Oates - Could you cut your arm off if you needed to? This dude did list…

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32  TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"
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32 TECC Episode 332 "EFFIN' Mumble Jumble Day!"
Nov. 23, 2023

31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "

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- Happy EFFIN' Thanksgiving!!
- I am afraid to know what comes out of our mouths on the day of thanks!!
- Please eat before listening! LMAO jk
- A bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !!
- Thankful to you all and hope you keep listening to our crazy asses!!

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31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "
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31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "
Nov. 23, 2023

31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "

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- Happy EFFIN' Thanksgiving!!
- I am afraid to know what comes out of our mouths on the day of thanks!!
- Please eat before listening! LMAO jk
- A bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !!
- Thankful to you all and hope you keep listening to our crazy asses!!

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31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "
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31 TECC Episode "Happy Effin' Thanksgiving!! "
Nov. 21, 2023

30 TECC Episode What's For Thanksgiving?? #30

Send us a text - Happy Holidays!! -Turducken's chicken stuffed in a duck that's stuffed in a turkey with added turkey legs John Madden created it -Pan Blancos' favorite Little Debbie Xmas Trees are Back!!! Blanco's mouth is watering ! - Is Everyday Black Friday Now?? WTF! - Tamales for Thanksgiving A Texas Tradition!! Ja Sabes! -Eff' Squirrels!! eating up all the pecans ...furry rat bitches -All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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30 TECC Episode  What's For Thanksgiving?? #30
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30 TECC Episode What's For Thanksgiving?? #30
Nov. 21, 2023

30 TECC Episode What's For Thanksgiving?? #30

Send us a text - Happy Holidays!! -Turducken's chicken stuffed in a duck that's stuffed in a turkey with added turkey legs John Madden created it -Pan Blancos' favorite Little Debbie Xmas Trees are Back!!! Blanco's mouth is watering ! - Is Everyday Black Friday Now?? WTF! - Tamales for Thanksgiving A Texas Tradition!! Ja Sabes! -Eff' Squirrels!! eating up all the pecans ...furry rat bitches -All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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30 TECC Episode  What's For Thanksgiving?? #30
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30 TECC Episode What's For Thanksgiving?? #30
Nov. 16, 2023

29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29

Send us a text - Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!! - Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!! - If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do?? - Blanco's dog " GusGus" gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!! -Roll up gangster in a grocery store looking for one person ...in West Virginia?? - New sponsor commercial Lucky Horseshoe T...…

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29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29
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29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29
Nov. 16, 2023

29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29

Send us a text - Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!! - Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!! - If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do?? - Blanco's dog " GusGus" gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!! -Roll up gangster in a grocery store looking for one person ...in West Virginia?? - New sponsor commercial Lucky Horseshoe T...…

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29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29
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29 Episode Hotel Hell Nooo!! #29
28 TECC Episode #28 CHICKEN FRIED WHAT??
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28 TECC Episode #28 CHICKEN FRIED WHAT??
28 TECC Episode #28 CHICKEN FRIED WHAT??
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28 TECC Episode #28 CHICKEN FRIED WHAT??
Nov. 9, 2023

27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween

Send us a text - Week after Halloween - Texas Rangers Won The World Series! - Pan Blanco is Finally Not Rolling Dirty After 3 Years!! - Em' (Blanco's wife) Please STOP FEEDING the Racoons and Possums. - Pinkie Hard Time Survival Style Camping!! Um NOPE - The Effinay's trip story about staying in a Meth House in Lubbock, Tx. Let's call it 8 guys no toilet paper! - Edward Mordrake The man with a face on the back of his head Creepy! - Pinkie swims with leeches ...Um WTF? - S…

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27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween
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27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween
Nov. 9, 2023

27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween

Send us a text - Week after Halloween - Texas Rangers Won The World Series! - Pan Blanco is Finally Not Rolling Dirty After 3 Years!! - Em' (Blanco's wife) Please STOP FEEDING the Racoons and Possums. - Pinkie Hard Time Survival Style Camping!! Um NOPE - The Effinay's trip story about staying in a Meth House in Lubbock, Tx. Let's call it 8 guys no toilet paper! - Edward Mordrake The man with a face on the back of his head Creepy! - Pinkie swims with leeches ...Um WTF? - S…

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27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween
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27 TECC Episode #27 EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE! Week After Halloween
Nov. 7, 2023

#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"

Send us a text - Lets start this show off Sexy ... well Try To ? - COW-"BOYS" ?? - "Okay Who Is Wearing the White Ban Tonight...Pecos Phil Or Steve??" - Frenching was not French kissing back in the 1800's - Top Dollar Wild Wild West Hoes Making How MUCH?!!? - Cross Dressing In the 1800's " What Do You MEAN HE WAS A WOMAN??" - Birth Control In The Wild West - Calamity Jane or Chlamydia Jane?? - Never Mess with a Mexican Butchers Wife or if you do Take t…

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#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"
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#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"
Nov. 7, 2023

#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"

Send us a text - Lets start this show off Sexy ... well Try To ? - COW-"BOYS" ?? - "Okay Who Is Wearing the White Ban Tonight...Pecos Phil Or Steve??" - Frenching was not French kissing back in the 1800's - Top Dollar Wild Wild West Hoes Making How MUCH?!!? - Cross Dressing In the 1800's " What Do You MEAN HE WAS A WOMAN??" - Birth Control In The Wild West - Calamity Jane or Chlamydia Jane?? - Never Mess with a Mexican Butchers Wife or if you do Take t…

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#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"
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#26 TECC "SEX IN THE WILD WILD WEST"
Nov. 2, 2023

#25 TECC Episode 25 - HAHA Mom And Dad aren't your real Parents! TACOS & WANNA BE Nazis' WTF??FRIGHT NIGHTS IN Florida ..Damn My Wallet Burns!! Under Cover VAMPIRE BURGER PLACE called Wulf Burgers - Don't Piss Pan Blanco Off while he make

Send us a text - WHO Told Their Sibling(s) That They Were Adopted And Meant It??!! - Pinkie Who The Hell Is John Johnson?? - FRIGHT NIGHTS ORLANDO... The Price Scared Blanco And Spook! - MEOW WOLF MORE LIKE OWE WOLF! $40 with a packed crowd ..NOPE! - WULF Burgers UNDER COVER Vampire Place? The Dude was Creepy and everything Blood Red with Techno Music - let's not forget the Romanian voice! - TACOS & WANNA BE Nazis' Bitch Please!! - Am...

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#25 TECC Episode 25 - HAHA  Mom And Dad aren't your real Parents!  TACOS & WANNA BE Nazis' WTF??FRIGHT NIGHTS IN Florida ..Damn My Wallet Burns!! Under Cover VAMPIRE BURGER PLACE called Wulf Burgers - Don't Piss Pan Blanco Off while he make
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#25 TECC Episode 25 - HAHA Mom And Dad aren't your real Parents! TACOS & WANNA BE Nazis' WTF??FRIGHT NIGHTS IN Florida ..Damn My Wallet Burns!! Under Cover VAMPIRE BURGER PLACE called Wulf Burgers - Don't Piss Pan Blanco Off while he make