Effin'Seasons & Episodes
S4-Epi. 15 TECC "Spook & Tha Gals!! Effin' Mumble Jumble & Hot takes!!"
Send a text -“This is The Effin’ CrunchCrew — and if you’re sensitive, this might not be your show.” We’re throwing hot takes like bar stools at closing time. Do you really need a gun carry license… or are we just out here collecting permits like Pokémon? Are folks not voting because they don’t care… or because nobody explained what these candidates actually stand for? Where do we gotta move to make siestas mandatory and naps part of the Constitution? And let’s get uncomfort...
S4-Epi. 14TECC "From Vegas Lights to Texas Nights: A CrunchCrew Travel Extravaganza!"
Send a text - 🎙️ EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW From the neon glow of Vegas lights to them dusty Texas nights, the CrunchCrew is back with stories that probably should’ve stayed on vacation! Big Spook, Pinkie, and Loca Lisa are riding high, slightly unhinged, and fully caffeinated — but Pan Blanco? Yeah… he missed the flight on this one. Tonight we’re diving headfirst into the real debates: Are baths relaxing… or are you just marinating in your own funk? What’s the proper protocol when s...
S4-Epi.13 TECC " ThrowBack Tuesday?...Thats right Blanco & Spook from S2-epi38"
Send a text - All right, CrunchCrew fam, today it’s just Big Spook and Pan Blanco holding down the fort—because the girls are out on a much-deserved break! We’re rolling into a rerun of Season 2, Episode 38—but don’t skip out...
S4-Epi. 12 TECC "Stacy Drops In Part II & a whole full house of Effin' Mumble Jumble!"
Send a text -🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… it’s a straight-up blast from the past… But somehow… also part of BigSpook’s present AND future… Don’t ask how. Don’t ask why. Just know the universe is doing too much again. OH HELL 😭🔥 That’s right—our listener, our friend, and certified CrunchCrew family member Stacy stops by for another round… Or should we say… 💀 Part II of Mumble Jumble 💀 And if you thought the first one was off the rails… Baby, we brought the whole damn train th...
S4-Epi10 TECC " RE-PLAY...JEFFREY DAHMER of MEXICO!"
Send a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive into some dark and bizarre territory—starting with Miguel Cortez, the so-called “Jeffrey Dahmer of Mexico.” Are serial killers born with evil in their blood, or do life’s twists turn them into monsters? Pinkie jumps in with a jaw-dropping story about a woman selling human tamales (yeah, you read that right—WTF?!). No wonder Spook ain’t touching tamales anymore… Meanwhile, we gotta ask—Is Pan Blanco out here secretly killing people without S…
S4-Epi 11 "Effin Witching Hour- S1-Epi 1 Yorktown Memorial Hospital"
Send a text Welcome to "The Effin’ Witching Hour" hosted & a part of The Effin'CrunchCrew, Season 1, Episode 1. We’re stepping into the ghostly echoes of Yorktown Memorial Hospital, deep in Texas. This isn’t just some haunted tale—it’s a place where the walls remember. We’re talking restless spirits, whispered warnings, and that feeling you’re never alone. So turn the lights down, because we’re heading into the heart of the haunting. Let’s get into Yorktown.
S4-Epi 9 TECC " Pan Blanco? What in the Hell are We Talking About??"
Send us a text - Just the guys being guys and jumpin around about ...????
S4-Epi 8 TECC "The Viral Monster:Wade Wilson Case"
Send us a text -Think your FYP is toxic? You haven't seen anything yet. Today, the Effin'CrunchCrew is diving into the pitch-black rabbit hole of the Wade Wilson case. We’re not just talking about the "Deadpool Killer" with the swastika tattoos—we’re talking about the absolute circus that followed his arrest. How does a man who brutally took the lives of Kristine Melton and Diane Ruiz—and bragged about it—end up with a "fan club" sending him thousands of dollars…
S4-Epi 7 TECC "Don't Sign That St: Blanco’s PR Grudge & The Artist’s Trap"
Send us a text -Coming Up Next on The Effin' CrunchCrew! Lock the doors and hide the kids, because the asylum is being run by the inmates today. Pan Blanco and BigSpook are holding down the fort while the gals are out and about—which means there’s nobody here to tell us "no" or "don’t say that." On today’s episode: The "High Priced Budget" PR Disaster: We’re airing out the dirty laundry regarding our ex-Public Relations guy. He wasn't exactly "hig…
S4-Epi 5 TECC "Throw Back Thursday !! Latin Thursaday (S3-Epi 4 TECC) "
Send us a text UMMM... We TRY to Stay On Topic BUT YOU KNOW US & IF YOU DON'T YOU BEST ASK SOMEBODY!!! LMAO
S4-Epi.4 TECC "EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE With SPOOK & Tha GALS - LOCA LISA, & PINKIE"
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S4-Epi 3 TECC “The Witching Hour & Who Is That?... Doppelgangers!"
Send us a text - It’s the spookiest way to kick off 2026 as The Effin’ CrunchCrew dives headfirst into why 3 a.m. is the witching hour , creepy doppelgänger encounters , and those bone-chilling moments when you hear your own ...
S4-Epi. 2 TECC “From Couches to Crotch Burns ...Blanco Burned WHAT? ”
Send us a text -Season 4, Episode 2 – Effin’ Mumble Jumble Lives On Loca Lisa celebrates one full effin’ year on the show, and things immediately go off the rails. We kick it off talking about Christmas gifts you didn’t want—do you keep ‘em or regift ‘em? Spoiler: Spook and Blanco (and their spouses) are terrible gift givers who can’t wait till Christmas anyway. Blanco’s on the hunt for a new couch, and Spook lays down the law on where to go and where NOT to go—with Living Spaces and The Dum…
S3-Epi. 84 A TECC “Effin’ Holidaze: Tacos, AI, Bad Drivers & Harrison Ford Waved at Me!"
Send us a text 🧨 Episode Description (Podcast / YouTube Ready) It’s two days before Christmas, and today the Effin’ CrunchCrew is running lean and mean with just Pan Blanco and Big Spook holding it down 🎙️ No structure. No filter. Just straight-up Effin’ Mumble Jumble. We bounce from tacos for lunch 🌮 to why nobody can drive worth a damn, straight into AI taking over the world (or at least confusing us) 🤖😵💫. Then we get distracted by the $1.7 BILLION lottery 💸 because let’s be honest… we’re…
S3-Epi. 83 TECC 🔥 “Stacey Drops In… and All Hell Breaks Loose!”
Send us a text -🔥 TODAY ON THE EFFIN’ CRUNCHCREW 🔥 Buckle up, because this one is a whole roller-coaster of crazy! We’ve got a Super Fan in the house… AND a blast-from-the-past homie popping up like a storyline we forgot about. But the REAL plot twist? My wife Angela jumps on the show for the FIRST time — wine in hand, ready to spill, sip, and say whatever comes out! 🍷😂 The crew goes full Effin’ mode: wild stories, off-the-wall jokes, random confessions, and so much Mumble Jumble...
S3-Epi. 82 TECC" Bumpin Uglies & Lifetime Scarring We Saw & Heard To Much Mom!"
Send us a text Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive headfirst into some mad, mad, funny Effin’ Mumble Jumble — starting with a question nobody ever wants to answer out loud: 👉 Have you ever caught your parents “doing the do”… bumping uglies… exchanging high fives? Yeah… we’re all mentally scarred 😬 But rumor has it Spook may have scarred a few folks, Loca Lisa possibly traumatized her own mom, and Blanco insists on calling it “giving high fives.” Meanwhile, Pinkie admits her mind has...
S3-Epi 81 TECC “The 3AM Visitor & The Call You Shouldn’t Answer & Effin'Mumble Jumble”
Send us a text -Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we go from spooky to stupid to straight-up supernatural. Spook wakes up in the worst mood ever, the coffee machine decides it hates him, Pinkie forgets her own name, Pan Blanco rebirths himself as “Black Blanco,” and the golf cart refuses to move like it’s protesting for better working conditions. Then we dive headfirst into the creepy stuff: 👁️ The 3AM Visitor — Why are people around the world seeing the same shadow figure? 📞 Ghost Calls...
S3-Epi. 80 TECC "Throwback Tues(S2-8) Pinkie and Sleep Paralysis & Creepy Things"
Send us a text - Pinkie has a Sleep Paralysis episode at the same time her daughter has one. - Pinkie feels something on her bed with her but none is there! - Is there witchery going on next door to Pinkie?? - Spook has the same dream as 2 of his aunts did and finished each other's parts a long time ago. - Is Spooks' great-grandfather a Mexican Warlock ?? - The story of "The Rockwall" at Rockwall Texas... nephalums'?? - "Nuke's Top 5" you tube channel …
S3-Epi 79 TECC Throw Back Thanksgiving Show"
Send us a text HAPPY TGHANKS GIVING THROWBACK!!
S3-Epi 78 TECC “Prison Pizza, Piano Problems & Big O’s Return!”
Send us a text 🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… We finally did it! The man I’ve talked about for YEARS—my homie, my brother from another mother—BIG O is in the house!! And yeah… things got CRAY CRAY real quick! We dig into the history: 🔒 10 YEARS LOCKED UP —what it was really like, 🕊️ what changed when he got out, and how the hell BIG O got FIRED… IN PRISON?! Bro, you got ONE job—serve the food… not start a food fight! PLUS—we’re bringing in a brand-new segment we’ll revisit from ...
S3-Epi 77 TECC "Throwback Thursday-(2Epi.11)"
Send us a text - Whats a weenus?? - LOCUS are coming !! - Whats wrong with a trashed donut ? It was in a box. - Dirty Fountain Drink Dispenser - Nancy Green born a slave in 1834 but became a very wealthy woman who we know as " Aunt Jemima "Nancy Green actually worked with the Aunt Jemima brand until 1923. - Leave my childhood alone!! - Speedy Gonzales & his cousin Slow Poke Rodriguez - (Sponsor ) NOT JUST Q - Hitting same Dog In The Street In California Tw...
S3-Epi 76 TECC "Pinkie’s Never Seen The Goonies?! WTF!!”
🔥 Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… You’re Gonna Wanna Hear This One! 🔥 So apparently… Pinkie has NEVER seen The Goonies. Yeah. Let that sink in. The whole crew’s losing their minds—like, who raised you, Pinkie?! But before the pitchforks come out, she redeems herself by meeting MANA, the iconic Mexican rock band, and hitting their concert like a total rock queen. Viva la música, baby! 🎸🇲🇽 Meanwhile, Blanco and Spook are out here saying another man smelled great. Uh...